For mornings that start with regret and end with redemption.
This kit is your squirrel-certified survival stash for mornings when your mouth tastes like bin juice and there’s a furry beast squatting in your throat. Whether you woke up in glitter, shame, or someone else’s socks, we’ve got you covered.
Packed with squirrel-approved essentials—from cooling gel patches and coffee bags to hydration powder and sleep masks that say what you’re really thinking—this is your emergency comfort kit for post-party survival.
Inside you’ll find:
☕ Coffee bags to resurrect your brain
🧊 Cooling patch for your poor, pulsing forehead
💧 Hydration powder to rehydrate your dignity
💥 Alka-Seltzer to silence the internal fireworks
🌬️ Nasal inhaler (Wakey Wakey Wand) to jolt your senses
🍋 Lemon wet wipe to cleanse the chaos
😴 Sleep mask to block out the world
❄️ Mints to evict the furry beast squatting in your throat
Wrapped in a holographic pouch with clear front window to show the contents and a label on the back that screams “I REGRET NOTHING.”
Because comfort should come with attitude
Perfect for
Secret Santa
Christmas Stocking Fillers
Giggle Gifts.
Hangover Recovery Kit
We want every customer to be genuinely satisfied with their purchase.
Customised items are non-returnable unless they arrive with a defect. If that happens, we’ll work with you directly to resolve the issue promptly and fairly.
For all other products, we offer a 30-day return window from the date of delivery. Please note that original shipping costs are non-refundable.
