Not your average date-keeper. This gloriously offensive, joyfully unhinged calendar is packed with monthly captions designed to make you or your co-workers cry-laugh.
Side effects may cause guffawing, snorting, and mild bladder betrayal.
CONTAINS OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE. Not for the joyless
2026 Fuck It Calendar
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Customised items are non-returnable unless they arrive with a defect. If that happens, we’ll work with you directly to resolve the issue promptly and fairly.
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